getting sushi and I’m really stoned this is so sus there’s like 3 pairs of cops in this small area
people who talk very loudly on the phone in public are fucking dumb
everybody on tumblr thinks they are way cooler than they are
if you are here and over the age 22 you are a failed college graduate with no real life
very few exceptions to this rule for the most part
anyone who texts me on the reg knows my most commonly misspelled word is “fuck”
do you ever look at your own blog and just think “yo when the fuck did I reblog this shit”
the singer of Ms Mr is so attractive in person
Dude I had a half a tank and these Mexicans forreal stole my shit they took gas out my tank and now I’m on e and I’m stuck in LA like forreal dude 100% I’m stranded out this bitch
“fuck they got me” - myles allen
welcome to LA motherfucker
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